We build the big stuff.
The stuff that's been in the box for six months.
We build beds.
Wardrobes.
Desks. Offices. Gaming dens.
Kids stuff.
We wall-mount your TV.
We hang other stuff too.
The unusual stuff.
We dismantle things too. No questions asked.
We build the big stuff.
The stuff that's been in the box for six months.
We build beds.
Wardrobes.
Desks. Offices. Gaming dens.
Kids stuff.
We wall-mount your TV.
We hang other stuff too.
The unusual stuff.
We dismantle things too. No questions asked.
You've just bought a beautiful new TV. It's sitting on the floor, leaning against the wall, still half in the box. The bracket is somewhere under the styrofoam. You've owned a stud finder for four years and have never once found a stud.
We'll have it mounted straight and level, usually within a day or two. TV wall mounting across Glasgow — just ask about availability.
The bedside lamp is on the box. The box is beside the bed. The box is the bedside table. You moved in seven months ago. At this point the box has more of a claim to that spot than any actual furniture ever will.
Big jobs, small jobs — we do both. Sometimes the most satisfying thing is just getting the small stuff finally sorted.
You had big plans for the weekend. A clear schedule, good intentions, and a cup of tea. Then you opened the box and discovered forty-seven numbered bags of hardware and an instruction manual with no words in it. Just pictures. Of a very calm, smiling person.
We've done this a hundred times. Literally. Give us the box and go do something you actually enjoy with your weekend.
The kids have been asking about the swing set since Christmas. It's still in the garage. In your defence, it came in nine separate boxes, none of which appeared to contain the same product.
We assemble kids' outdoor furniture, climbing frames, playhouses, pirate ships — anything designed to make a Sunday afternoon feel like a second job.
You're moving house. The bed needs to come apart. You genuinely have no memory of how it went together, and the screws are in a bag you definitely put somewhere sensible at the time.
We dismantle, you move, we reassemble at the other end. No questions asked — though we may raise an eyebrow at the number of IKEA bags in the loft.
You've been working from the kitchen table for three months. Your back knows it. Your partner knows it. The flat-pack desk sitting unopened in the corner definitely knows it.
Home offices, gaming setups, standing desks — we get you somewhere better than the kitchen table. Glasgow and surrounding areas, evenings and weekends available.
Guaranteed cheaper than the divorce that results from building flat-pack with your other half.
Screw It! — Furniture Assembly — Glasgow
We're based in the East End of Glasgow and cover the whole city — from the Southside to the West End, the North to wherever you've managed to squeeze a wardrobe into.
We also cover the wider Glasgow area: Rutherglen, Cambuslang, East Kilbride, Hamilton, Motherwell, Wishaw, Paisley, Renfrew, Clydebank, Bearsden, Milngavie, and most of Lanarkshire — roughly anywhere within a 20–30 minute drive of the East End.
Further afield? Just ask. We're happy to travel for larger jobs — there may be a small callout charge to cover fuel and travel time, but we'll always be upfront about that before we confirm.
Glasgow & surrounding areas — all of these, and more
Every job is a wee bit different, but here's a general sense of what things cost. All prices are a starting point — complex builds, tight spaces, and anything involving a PAX interior system will be quoted individually.
Building several pieces in one visit? We'll work out a better rate than the sum of the parts. Not sure what category your job falls into? Just get in touch — no obligation.
Tell me what needs building and I'll get back to you with a price. No faff, no call centres — just me, my tools, and probably a cup of tea.
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